Monday, December 13, 2010

Rajinikanth jokes

Yesterday, 12th December was Shivaji Rao Gaikwad, aka Rajinikanth’s 61st birthday.  As one of the most popular actors of popular cinema (pun intended), Rajini is a legend. And not only his movies, Rajinikanth jokes are legendary too. Some Rajini jokes for the occasion….

ü      Two ghosts were talking….one consoled other “Don’t fear brother....there is no such thing as a Rajinikanth”

ü      Rajinikanth got admission to a medical college and gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after proper preparation.

ü      This year’s RAJINIKANTH award goes to ………Oscar!

ü      Once Rajinikanth participated in 100 meter running race. The result? Rajinikanth won the race. Light came 2nd.

ü      One day Rajinikanth bunked school. Since then, the day is known as “Sunday”.

ü      Question: Rajinikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) company. Why??? Answer: Because he himself is a process.

ü      Rajinikanth once won an argument with his wife.

ü      Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

ü      Had Rajinikanth been born 100 years earlier, the British would have fought to get independence from India.

ü      When Rajinikanth logs on to Facebook, Facebook updates its status message.

Long live Rajinikanth!

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