Friday, August 5, 2011

Joke for the day


Teacher: Agar ek deewar banane mein Rs. 10,000 ka kharcha aata hai to 2 deewar banane mein kitna kharcha aayega?
Student: 10 lakh
Teacher: Nalaayak, kya naam hai tera?
Student: "SURESH KALMADI"

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Mind Blowing Gujju love letter -
Mari dear, u r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub, & u r my most press yes lower, Taro cumless......

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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho ?
Husband: Makhiya mar raha hu
Wife: Kitni mari
Husband: 3 male 2 female...
Wife: Unka gender kaise pata chala ?
Husband: 3 Beer bottle pe thi aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

2 comments:

  1. Hahahhahahahahahahhaha! Superb! :D

    ...It's me, Kalyani!

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