Showing posts with label Joke of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke of the day. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Villagers and the Monkeys


Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs.10/-. Since there were so many monkeys around, the villagers started catching them. The man bought hundreds of monkeys at Rs.10/- each, and kept them in a huge cage for all to see. As supply started to diminish, it became a bit difficult to get new monkeys and the villagers stopped their efforts.  The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs.20/- per monkey. The villagers now renewed their efforts and started catching monkeys again. Soon, the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate now increased to Rs.25/- and the supply of monkeys reduced even further. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs.50/- ! However, he had to go to the city on some business, and would return after a couple of days. Till then, his assistant would look after the monkeys kept in that cage. When the man was gone, the assistant told the villagers – “Look at all these monkeys in the cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs.35/- each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs.50/-.” The villagers liked the idea, and squeezed up all their savings and bought the monkeys back. Then, then the assistant too left with all the money and never returned.  

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Friday, August 5, 2011

Joke for the day


Teacher: Agar ek deewar banane mein Rs. 10,000 ka kharcha aata hai to 2 deewar banane mein kitna kharcha aayega?
Student: 10 lakh
Teacher: Nalaayak, kya naam hai tera?
Student: "SURESH KALMADI"

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Mind Blowing Gujju love letter -
Mari dear, u r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub, & u r my most press yes lower, Taro cumless......

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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho ?
Husband: Makhiya mar raha hu
Wife: Kitni mari
Husband: 3 male 2 female...
Wife: Unka gender kaise pata chala ?
Husband: 3 Beer bottle pe thi aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Why the Chinese are good at sports

Ever wondered why the Chinese are so good at sports? Here is one example. Follow the steps given below:

1. Go to Google Maps


2. Click on “Get directions”

3. Type “China” in “A” i.e. From China

4. Type “Taiwan” in “B” i.e. To Taiwan

5. Click on “Get Directions”

6. Scroll down to Step no. 48

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(Courtesy my friend Nikhil Karkhanis)

Monday, December 13, 2010

Rajinikanth jokes

Yesterday, 12th December was Shivaji Rao Gaikwad, aka Rajinikanth’s 61st birthday.  As one of the most popular actors of popular cinema (pun intended), Rajini is a legend. And not only his movies, Rajinikanth jokes are legendary too. Some Rajini jokes for the occasion….

ü      Two ghosts were talking….one consoled other “Don’t fear brother....there is no such thing as a Rajinikanth”

ü      Rajinikanth got admission to a medical college and gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after proper preparation.

ü      This year’s RAJINIKANTH award goes to ………Oscar!

ü      Once Rajinikanth participated in 100 meter running race. The result? Rajinikanth won the race. Light came 2nd.

ü      One day Rajinikanth bunked school. Since then, the day is known as “Sunday”.

ü      Question: Rajinikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) company. Why??? Answer: Because he himself is a process.

ü      Rajinikanth once won an argument with his wife.

ü      Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

ü      Had Rajinikanth been born 100 years earlier, the British would have fought to get independence from India.

ü      When Rajinikanth logs on to Facebook, Facebook updates its status message.

Long live Rajinikanth!